Posted on September 26, 2008 - by Hubba

Joke of the Day

A blond ran a stoplight and collided with a burly redneck in a pickup.  The burly redneck chased the blonde down and ran her off the road.

The redneck climbed out of his pickup, went over to the blonde’s car, hauled her out, and drew a circle on the shoulder of the road.  “You stay in this circle,” he told her.

The redneck walked over to the blonde’s car, and taking his keys, he scratched the paint on both sides.  He turned around to find the blonde smirking at him.  This made him mad, so he scratched the hood and trunk and broke off a rear-view mirror.  When he turned around a second time, the blonde was actually giggling.

Enraged, the redneck got a tire iron, mashed the hood, broke out the windshield and the headlights, took out the other rear-view mirror, and twisted the bumper.  Behind him the blonde was laughing hysterically.

He walked over to her and demanded to know what was so funny.  “Every time you turn around,” she said between bursts of laughter, “I step outside the circle!”