Hubba at the Movies


July 1, 2008

How about this one from a cinematic archealogical dig?

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

Year: Who cares?

Directed By: Who cares?

Starring: Uh, seven guys, seven gals, other people. At the risk of sounding redundant, who cares?

Seven burly farm boy types who handily double as vaudeville singers go in search of wives. Stupidity, covered wagons and mild matrimony ensue. Gratuitous shots of shirtsleeves rolled clean up to the elbows.

Musical score includes such unforgettable classics as “Sabine (sobbin,’ get it?) Women.”

Quotable line- “Why, you’re a disgrace to the Potopi name!”

Rating- Half a thumb up.

8 Responses to this post.

  1. Debra Memmen's Gravatar

    Posted by Debra Memmen on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    I thought you would of had a lot in common with movie,sence you have several brothers goofing off too,but they rerun the movie on Turner Classic movies,no thanks.your right to goodey goodey for me.

  2. Jacqui's Gravatar

    Posted by Jacqui on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    Oof. For some reason this sounds like it’s connected to A Very Brady Wedding.

  3. Katie S.'s Gravatar

    Posted by Katie S. on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    lol Matt! I still love the movie, although what you wrote is true! :)

  4. Julie's Gravatar

    Posted by Julie on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    Only a half a thumb? I think you are a little harsh there, it is one of my all time favorites. It’s not very often anymore that you can find good wholesome movies like this. A note to audience: very family friendly and funny.

  5. JANE's Gravatar

    Posted by JANE on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    Its not that bad…Have you ever watched Paint Your Wagon? Now thats a good movie

  6. rdennis's Gravatar

    Posted by rdennis on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    Gott’a go along with Jane on Paint Your Wagon. Come on, a western musical with Lee Marvin as the main character? It doesn’t get any better than that!

  7. Sonja's Gravatar

    Posted by Sonja on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    I’d never even heard of that movie until Joe came accross it on TV one night and MADE me watch it! He went on and on about great it was & how much I was just gonna love it … blah, blah, blah! I think I’m going to have to agree with you on this one Matt, but I’ve have seen some worse movies. And this one does have the family friendly feeling for sure! It is kind of funny though when you think about it… Joe’s a Bruch, he’s the only one of his “6″ brothers that’s dating, (Bruchs’ only get married on an extremely rare occasion), and he loves this movie! Kinda makes ya laugh a little, huh?!

  8. Katie S.'s Gravatar

    Posted by Katie S. on 01.07.08 at 3:34 pm

    What about the unforgettable song lyric: “No man can sleep when he sleeps with sheep!”

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